Bible Story Illustrator Gifts

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

Danger: Falling animals

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

Romulus and Remus

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'