Bible Story Illustrator Gifts

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"The hyenas started it."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

So … how did you two meet?

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

Romulus and Remus

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Danger: Falling animals

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Moses' TV guide.