Beyond Meat Gifts

'The count goes vegetarian'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Easter Ham Free.

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

Go Veggie...

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.

Dinner at the Zen Diner.

"It's an attempt to make the whole process less stressful on the animals."

"I can tell you're enjoying your alternative-meat burger. Look at the beet juice running down your chin!"

Burger Bistro: Ethics of Eating Meat

'Perhaps... If they talked ALL the time and never shut up.'

Free-range tofu.

Freshly shaved ham.

'I'm beginning to feel bad about skipping church for a cookout.'

'If it's wrong to eat animals, why are they made of meat?.'

'Polly wants a T-bone steak.'

"I suppose if I'm really honest with myself I'm not totally fine with being slaughtered."

"I'm a vegan, and my ex is a carnivore. We were divorced on the grounds of irreconcilable dinners."

'I know you're on a diet, but they didn't HAVE any small ones!'

Deceptive Vegan Lasagna: Gluten-free pasta, Ricotta cheese substitute, Tomato-free tomato sauce, Leftovers, Pork, chicken, dairy and lots of gluten, Files from '05

'We're not really vegetarians, but we would like something that died of natural causes.'

devoted vegetarian.

Vegetarian Butcher

'Vegetarian, go straight through!'

'Well our Jim did say he was going for something alternative!'