Betting Mind Pillows

'Sir, would you please come with us?'

Little league world series of poker.

A day at the races

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'I don't like to take chances.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Playing cards.

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Danger ahead for the US economy.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Destination casinos...

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Post Game Day Betting.

Nostradamus.

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

election polling

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

A day at the races