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Best selling books, 'Sorry, sold out!'

Books: Empty Best Sellers Shelves.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Duck Hunt

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Bear Hugging Season Open

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'So who needs sonar?!'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"There's more inside."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

When clowns are hunting.

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."