Bestseller Hunter Gifts

Best selling books, 'Sorry, sold out!'

Books: Empty Best Sellers Shelves.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Duck Hunt

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'So who needs sonar?!'

Bear Hugging Season Open

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"There's more inside."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'