Bermuda Triangle Enthusiast Gifts

'He was at his desk a second ago. I don't know, he's just...disappeared.'

Triangle

Raheem Sterling

Fish snorkling above water.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Musician

clown fish

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

Champagne and Oysters

Rubber Ring

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

Pythagoras' Arbitration Service. He's very good. He always finds the shortest distance between two sides.

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

"What's that clicking sound?"

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

Accident near the Pier