Bermuda Triangle Adventurer Gifts

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

Holiday time.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"He's a keeper!"

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Guide fish.

Octopus on Keys.

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

Son burying his dad in sand

Airplane Fish

"That's the deep end."

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

Get a rockpool!

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Happy Valentine's Day.

Crabbing