Bermuda Triangle Adventurer Pillows

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

Holiday time.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Guide fish.

"He's a keeper!"

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Octopus on Keys.

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Airplane Fish

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

"That's the deep end."

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

Son burying his dad in sand

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

Get a rockpool!

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Crabbing