Bermuda Triangle Pillows

'He was at his desk a second ago. I don't know, he's just...disappeared.'

Triangle

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

William Shakespeare

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Carpe diem

'Using live bait, I see.'

Shakespeare. I don't think you actually read the play. "Hamlet" is not about a small village.

Pythagoras' Arbitration Service. He's very good. He always finds the shortest distance between two sides.

Unchanged … and yet completely changed. Tao Jones Indexes.

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

Precussionist

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

"At least my putting has improved."

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

Isosceles. Scalene. Equilateral. Math major pennants.

"Would you describe yourself as a bold character?"

"There are two reasons I'd never tell anyone what you told me today... First, because of the principal of confidentiality and second because it was very boring."

'E-mailing Harold Pinter'

Mathematics.

'Even my inflatable dolls have headaches!'

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

Pythagoras: Great Mathematician (Rubbish Soldier)

'While we appreciate your hard work Eddie, I think we are going to have to go a different direction with this position.'

Pythagoras Revisited

School - Equilateral triangles ahead sign.

'I think Euclid is getting carried away with his work.'

'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'

"This'll be our first Thanksgiving together."

T-shirt menage a trois.

Couple twists up drinking with a surprise third arm.

'Hi, I'm Donald and I have been too enthusiastic for forty years.'

Another pair of my underwear has disappeared! Bermuda Triangle Shorts.