Bermuda Triangle Pillows

'He was at his desk a second ago. I don't know, he's just...disappeared.'

Triangle

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

William Shakespeare

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Carpe diem

'Using live bait, I see.'

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

"At least my putting has improved."

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Would you describe yourself as a bold character?"

"There are two reasons I'd never tell anyone what you told me today... First, because of the principal of confidentiality and second because it was very boring."

'E-mailing Harold Pinter'

Mathematics.

'Even my inflatable dolls have headaches!'

Pythagoras Revisited

School - Equilateral triangles ahead sign.

'While we appreciate your hard work Eddie, I think we are going to have to go a different direction with this position.'

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

Pythagoras: Great Mathematician (Rubbish Soldier)

'Hi, I'm Donald and I have been too enthusiastic for forty years.'

'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'

'I think Euclid is getting carried away with his work.'

T-shirt menage a trois.

Couple twists up drinking with a surprise third arm.

Unfortunately Herbet didn't pass the acceptance test at the school for Heavy Metal Musicians.