Triangle Seeker Pillows

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Cannonball!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'You know too much,'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

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Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Bears going water skiing.

"Marco ..."

Rock Climber

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Extreme Bungy

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre