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"At least my putting has improved."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Summer wants.

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

Sandy Floss

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

You can take the girl out of Wimbledon...

Happy Xmas

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

'Thanks to your bikini, we should make land by nightfall.'

'I thought you'd be better at multitasking.'

'He was at his desk a second ago. I don't know, he's just...disappeared.'

Hmmm

Surfer's commute

Flying Fish Learning To Fly.

"What?! Your mum wasn't there when you came out of your shell! Oh darling, you can't go through life without a mummy: I'll adopt you..."

Tuba in Space

Fortune telling

"I'd like a table near the band please."