Bermuda Short Lover Mugs

"At least my putting has improved."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Summer wants.

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

Sandy Floss

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

Happy Xmas

You can take the girl out of Wimbledon...

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

'Thanks to your bikini, we should make land by nightfall.'

'I thought you'd be better at multitasking.'

'He was at his desk a second ago. I don't know, he's just...disappeared.'

Hmmm

Tuba in Space

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

'Help! Help! I need suntan oil on my back.'

Surfer's commute

"What?! Your mum wasn't there when you came out of your shell! Oh darling, you can't go through life without a mummy: I'll adopt you..."

Fortune telling