Bell Jingler Pillows

Hear those Sleigh bells ringing...

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

Ring those Christmas bells!

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

Christmas Group Therapy.

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

'Drat! I forgot to pay my gravity bill again.'

Ding dong merrily on us!

'I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is Wally fell into the sanding machine. The good news is he's nice and smooth.'

Santa Yoga

Tambourine.

"When you can't actually see the tree, it may indicate that you are too festive."

"Remember, Goodwin, it's a real jungle out there."

The Poet and Jingle Laureates' Office.

Hear those sleigh bells ringing a ding ding ding a ling...

'Advertisers target everyone except me.'

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

"He thinks you're playing fetch."