Jingle Bell Gymnast Pillows

Santa Yoga

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Bench Press Accident

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"

Bell ringer.

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

Heavy Workload

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

'Are you sure this is only the 100kg?'

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

Christmas Group Therapy.

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

'He's been like that for an hour. Should we tell coach?'

Carolling

The British Society of Campanology...

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'