Jingle Bell Gymnast Mugs

Santa Yoga

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Bench Press Accident

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

George Martin

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"

Bell ringer.

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

Heavy Workload

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

"Eat your veggies, eat your grains, but don't forget to eat some brains."

'Are you sure this is only the 100kg?'

Health Club. Memberships. Apparently, if you want to build a better body, you need to mortgage it.

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

Christmas Group Therapy.

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

The British Society of Campanology...

'He's been like that for an hour. Should we tell coach?'

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

Carolling