Jingle Bell Dancer Mugs

Hear those sleigh bells ringing a ding ding ding a ling...

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"You keep impeccable time."

You can breed these if the environment is right.

Scottish party

The Stripper

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

"Eat your veggies, eat your grains, but don't forget to eat some brains."

Christmas Group Therapy.

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'

'I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is Wally fell into the sanding machine. The good news is he's nice and smooth.'

Hear those Sleigh bells ringing...

Santa Yoga

"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."

'This is just the warm up.'

"Remember, Goodwin, it's a real jungle out there."

Saul and the Pauls