Jingle Bell Dancer Pillows

Hear those sleigh bells ringing a ding ding ding a ling...

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"You keep impeccable time."

You can breed these if the environment is right.

Scottish party

The Stripper

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"

Christmas Group Therapy.

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'

'I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is Wally fell into the sanding machine. The good news is he's nice and smooth.'

Hear those Sleigh bells ringing...

Santa Yoga

"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."

Saul and the Pauls

'This is just the warm up.'

"When you can't actually see the tree, it may indicate that you are too festive."

"Remember, Goodwin, it's a real jungle out there."