Bell Jingler Gifts

Hear those Sleigh bells ringing...

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

George Martin

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Ring those Christmas bells!

"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

"Eat your veggies, eat your grains, but don't forget to eat some brains."

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

Christmas Group Therapy.

'Drat! I forgot to pay my gravity bill again.'

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

Ding dong merrily on us!

'I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is Wally fell into the sanding machine. The good news is he's nice and smooth.'

Tambourine.

Santa Yoga

"When you can't actually see the tree, it may indicate that you are too festive."

Hear those sleigh bells ringing a ding ding ding a ling...

The Poet and Jingle Laureates' Office.

"Remember, Goodwin, it's a real jungle out there."

'Advertisers target everyone except me.'

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."