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"If heaven's so great, why is no-one in a rush to get there?"

"You call this a constitution?"

"We evolved from asteroids"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

Moliere

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

Bleak House

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Charles Dickens.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'Come on! A computer can't plead the fifth.'

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"What am I, chopped liver?"

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Paradise: Collection of wine

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'Honey, I fear, to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Sergei Rachmaninov

Clarence Thomas

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