"If heaven's so great, why is no-one in a rush to get there?"
Belief System Connoisseur Pillows
Add a touch of inspiration and comfort with pillows that celebrate their belief system in a charming, plush way—great for cozy corners or meditation spaces.
"You call this a constitution?"
"We evolved from asteroids"
Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'
Man frozen in portrait pose.
When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.
Moliere
Scientist drinking night sky through telescope
Bleak House
Charles Dickens.
C Day Lewis.
Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,
" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."
'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'
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'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'
At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.
'Come on! A computer can't plead the fifth.'
"Mr. Reagan, do you swear to tell the truth..."
A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.
'Who are you and what do you want?'
'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'
"What am I, chopped liver?"
Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.
Paradise: Collection of wine
'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'
"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."
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The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark
'Honey, I fear, to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'
Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.
Sergei Rachmaninov
When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!
"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."
Clarence Thomas
Belief System Connoisseur Pillows Collection
Belief System Connoisseur Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for belief system connoisseurs—find designs that spark conversations and bring humor to their favorite beverage.
Belief System Connoisseur Prints
Enhance their space with inspirational prints that celebrate their philosophical journeys and add a touch of clever artistry.
Belief System Connoisseur T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts designed for those who cherish their beliefs—witty, wise, and wonderfully expressive apparel for everyday wear.