Belief System Connoisseur Prints

"If heaven's so great, why is no-one in a rush to get there?"

"You call this a constitution?"

"We evolved from asteroids"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

Moliere

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

C Day Lewis.

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

'Come on! A computer can't plead the fifth.'

"Mr. Reagan, do you swear to tell the truth..."

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

'Who are you and what do you want?'

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

Paradise: Collection of wine

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Things You Should Know About...

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'Honey, I fear, to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

Sergei Rachmaninov

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

Clarence Thomas