Belief System Enthusiast Pillows

"Hi, we want to share our religious beliefs with you."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Priest

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

A Freudian slip...

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Complexity Made Simple.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Theory A Day Calendar.

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Gold versus Knowledge

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

''Born again'? -- but I was just born five years ago!'

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

Pre-nuptual Nativity

'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.