Belief System Buff Pillows

"That'll be ten dollars."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

'Yes, all at once!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Paul Ree

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"OMG, LOL!"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Dogma

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

Psychologist's receptionist to man: 'I'm afraid I cancelled your appointment - the doctor has decided you don't exist.'