Belief System Buff Gifts

"That'll be ten dollars."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Yes, all at once!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Paul Ree

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"OMG, LOL!"

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Dogma

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".