Beyond Belief Buff Pillows

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Bermuda Triangles

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

'Yes, all at once!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Yes, one is a dog."

Paul Ree

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Psychologist's receptionist to man: 'I'm afraid I cancelled your appointment - the doctor has decided you don't exist.'

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

"But what if this is all there is?"