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"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Bermuda Triangles

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

'Yes, all at once!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Yes, one is a dog."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Paul Ree

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".