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History of Religion

An atheist arrives at the gates of heaven.

'There's been a mistake. I'm an atheist. I should now be surrounded by a great black nothingness.'

"If atheism is good enough for dogs, it's good enough for you."

"Why do you mock Jesus?"

'Does it say anything about secular humanism'

National Skeptics Foundation: A not-for-prophet organization.

"How can you be an atheist? There he is, right there!"

"I don't dislike you; I dislike your religion."

'He became a dissident Dissident in protest at the Dissidents.'

'So it wasn't b*****t after all.'

"I'm still an atheist."

"The irony is that I don't believe in hell."

"Yup, we use atheists for room service..."

"So I noticed you set everything up to appear as if it's all governed by simple laws of physics. How come?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

I think therefore I am.

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

Confirmation Bias

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"As slim as your chances are for salvation, it's nice to see you keep trying."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'