Behind-the-camera Buff Gifts

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Shellfie

This side is the gag reel.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Hold it! Hold it!'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

King kong 5 G.

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

I will be Bach.

Madoff and devil.

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

Lumiere brothers caricature

"He's stopped working on his screenplay."

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'