Behind-the-camera Buff Pillows

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Shellfie

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

King kong 5 G.

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

Madoff and devil.

I will be Bach.

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"We started losing money right around the time we decided to just lazily remake old movies with the race or gender of the main character switched from the original." "We're burning through cash and we urgently need to course correct and try something different." "So we're going to make fresh stories with new and interesting characters?" "What?" "No."

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Lumiere brothers caricature