Beginning A Math Course Gifts

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Pi Ala Mode.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'Maths is fun!'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

Graduation Speech.

Counting part time employees is the new math.

When Cells Divide

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Something just didn't add up."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

Information booth attendant solves equation

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Math Teacher

Staff Yearbook