Beginning A Math Course Pillows

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Pi Ala Mode.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Maths is fun!'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

Graduation Speech.

Counting part time employees is the new math.

When Cells Divide

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Staff Yearbook

"Something just didn't add up."

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Math Teacher

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."