First Math Lesson Pillows

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Baby Piano

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Impressing dad.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

Triangle

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

How to deliver a successful presentation.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Today we learned to count to one.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Lemniskate

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

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