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'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Albert Einstein

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Baby Piano

"Is it that bad?"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Impressing dad.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Einsteiners.'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Triangle

How to deliver a successful presentation.

Back to school.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Today we learned to count to one.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'