Passing A Math Course Gifts

Big Bang Theory.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Exam

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

GCSEs

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"You've passed with extinction!"

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

Lisbon Treaty.

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'Their'll bee a reel seen when Dad gets a lode of this sea minus.'

Clem needed three more bass for his Ph.D.

GCSE's

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'How was my emergency stop?'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

DNA Test

School girl taking an exam labelled OMG Level.

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."