First Math Class Gifts

"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Pi Ala Mode.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'Maths is fun!'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

Graduation Speech.

Counting part time employees is the new math.

When Cells Divide

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Math Teacher