Beer League Wine Lover Gifts

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

In the Guru District

"This place has the best happy hour."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Wine Lady

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Fish hunting for men.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Best Before 5th Pint.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Beers

Snowmobull

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

French wine

Beer Stall

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'