Bedtime Ritual Explorer Pillows

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'And you're telling me this, why?'

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

Bedtime story.

'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.'

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

Father nursing his sick child

fairy tales

A.S.A.P.'s Fables

'Oops! It says administer at bedtime. Guess that makes it bedtime.'

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

The Tooth Ferret

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."

"I'll leave the door open and the hallway light on, but you're much too old to need an attorney in your room."

"Mind if I read a little?"

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story