Bedtime Ritualist Pillows

'And in conclusion, I'd like to say - it's been a pleasure talking to you.'

'Keep up the good work!'

Father nursing his sick child

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"No, I don’t need a wake-up call, but can someone tuck me in?"

The Publican Dad

"Well are you going to get me a hot drink and read me a story?"

Rabbit with novelty slippers.

Teeth out for a soak.

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Great coffee, Carole."

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Bedtime story.

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

So Far So Good

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

The Tooth Ferret

A.S.A.P.'s Fables

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."