Nighttime Ritual Enthusiast Pillows

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

So Far So Good

Father nursing his sick child

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

A couple lie in bed

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

"No, I want a story I already know all the words to."

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

"I'm prescribing your husband a double dose of malt whiskey, to be taken twice every evening."

'Wednesday wave.'

Stonehenge Bowling

'Once upon a time...'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

'I'm really tired, daddy. Can we discuss irony tomorrow night?'

Bath Time

"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."

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"Say when."

The Publican Dad

"Hey, wanna get kinky and read each other's catalogues?"