Bedtime Ritual Explorer Gifts

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'And you're telling me this, why?'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Bedtime story.

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.'

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

Father nursing his sick child

A.S.A.P.'s Fables

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

fairy tales

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

'Oops! It says administer at bedtime. Guess that makes it bedtime.'

The Tooth Ferret

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

"I'll leave the door open and the hallway light on, but you're much too old to need an attorney in your room."

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."

"Mind if I read a little?"

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"Oh, great. The bunny runs away and lives high on the hog on my tax dollars. Next!"