Bedtime Resister Gifts

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

Father nursing his sick child

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

Bedtime Reading

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

'Its your bedtime, Billy, come along quietly.'

Bed time stories

"See you in the morning."

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

"Turn off the TV and go to bed - I'm your mother, and I approved this message."

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

'Thank you for calling the Zepco mattresses hotline...'

"You can't send me to bed now - now when events are breaking so fast."

Teeth out for a soak.

Dad says to baby, 'If you keep this up you'll go to bed right this second, in a minute.'

"I'm fine with you self-isolating, but must you bring your work to bed?"

The Publican Dad

Rabbit with novelty slippers.

"Why would a monster be under your bed? And even if there was, what the heck could I do about it?"