Bedside Blogger Gifts

'I love my mobile.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

Get well soon!

Coot on a jetty

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'

"I assure you I do appreciate what you're feeling."

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."

'I've called maintenance about your bed, Mr. Grimes...Mr. Grimes?'

"How did it go? Read my blog."

'Actually, you're my second patient if you count that cadaver in med school.'

'It's alright for you - you're going home today!'

"It looks like the internal bleeding should - I'm sorry. It's taking everything in my power not to tickle you right now."

'We got your test results back. Read it and weep.' Bedside bloopers

"The doctor is a little squeamish, so don't mention anything gross."

"I've got a patient who needs to chat to someone...Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communication with patients in a personal, supportive but not disempowering' course?"

Meet the Blogger 1-3 PM

"Anyone who says there isn't a perfect time to have a baby obviously hasn't got a vlog to promote."

'I dreamt I was tweeting about my insomnia all night.'

'I haven't had so much as a hug since she took up blogging.'

'I'm retiring from politics to spend more time on my blog.'

"My bedtime story sounds a lot like your blog."

"I've a patient who needs a 'chat'...have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communications with patients in a lighthearted, supportive but not disempowering manner' course?"

"I'm recommending a transplant. I'm transplanting you to another hospital."

"Very funny, doc, but don't you think I should have some medicine?"