Bedside Bibliophile Gifts

"Surely they can't all be tell-alls..."

"Talk nerdy to me."

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

Cook in the cookery section.

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

"Tell me the fairytale about the economy."

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!

Large Print Librarian.

'I love my mobile.'

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

"I keep losing the plot."

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"

Book surgery.

Bookcase at the Beach.

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

Harry knew that his time with the Norman Mailer reading group was over.

"What would you boys think if we started selling books?"

"No, I didn't have to 'google it' to make my diagnosis. I have these expensive books."

New! Books on toilet paper.

Man struggling to read a large edition of a book

"Bill and I are readers."

"Wrong side. Right side."

Maths books in the cooking section of a library.

'Levitation? Aisle three.'

Pop-up Book of Missiles

Man in bedclothes reading in a bookshop.

A man reading a book entitled "The Riot Act" in bed.

'Another book in the can...'

"There were so many things I wished my father would have talked to me about when I was your age, but I'd rather not discuss them."

Books vs. Phones