Bathroom Bibliophile Gifts

New! Books on toilet paper.

'Another book in the can...'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Talk nerdy to me."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

Victor Hugo

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I need to tinkle."

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Shampoo.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

George Orwell

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Literary Canines.

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Litterary Dogs.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

A man and his dog both reading.

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"