Bathroom Bibliophile Pillows

New! Books on toilet paper.

'Another book in the can...'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Talk nerdy to me."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I need to tinkle."

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Shampoo.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Literary Canines.

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Litterary Dogs.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

A man and his dog both reading.

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Cook in the cookery section.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Nevermore."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'