Kitchen Bibliophile Pillows

Cook in the cookery section.

"Talk nerdy to me."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Victor Hugo

Edgar Allen Poe

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

George Orwell

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Literary Canines.

The Origins of Everything

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Baker Romance

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Litterary Dogs.

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

A man and his dog both reading.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"Nevermore."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'