Kitchen Bibliophile Pillows

Cook in the cookery section.

"Talk nerdy to me."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Literary Canines.

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Baker Romance

The Origins of Everything

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Litterary Dogs.

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

A man and his dog both reading.

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"Nevermore."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'