Comedic Bibliophile Gifts

Man struggling to read a large edition of a book

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Literary Canines.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'A is for Arse.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Litterary Dogs.

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"Nevermore."

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Examination.

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

A man and his dog both reading.

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"Spoiler alert...Z."

"Really Mum? Natural selection gave us short arms to stop us from picking our noses?"