Bed Store Employee Pillows

"Do you have anything with a bit more back support?"

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Cook in the cookery section.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

Health and Safety Guidelines.

'Is this the blues section?'

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

'Perhaps you'd like to try something a little firmer, madam?'

'This must be the work clothes section.'

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

Ikeasaurus

Books. It's about raising dogs? Yes, it's a pup-up book.

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

"Just what, may I ask, do you think you're doing, Jennings?"

'We've decided to try to re-kindle our romance novels.'

music store

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

"We've moved a few things around. Travel books are in the Fantasy section, Politics is in Sci-Fi, and Epidemiology is in Self-Help. Good luck."