Bed Salesman Pillows

Arabian Water Bed

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

Stethoscope

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

Man saying 'Bless you!' to a Big Issue vendor.

"A secure and restful sleep is guaranteed when this mattress is stuffed with your own money."

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

Mattress salesmen are creepy. Especially the ones that lie down on the bed with you.

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"With this new attachment your kitty can continue to sleep on the TV!"

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

'Lou's News Stand'

"I'm off to the cinema, darling, see you here later."

"Maybe we shouldn't have chosen to buy the super springy mattress!"

Water bed.

"This is programmed with the answers to 500 popular essay questions."

A street scene.

'What size you folks want. . . twin? Double? Single?'

'Madam's wedgie runneth over.'

So this is what you meant when you said it came with its own computer furniture.

Sleep-Eez Bedding

We have reason to believe you have an unlicenced sofa...

"Wow! I think you just moved up in the playoffs, Tom!"

'This is great, we'll take it.'

'The same thing happened when the doctor hit me on the knee.'

'You're in luck. I think we have a pair of boots that size. I'll see if I can find them.'

"Do you have anything a little firmer?"

"Do you have anything with a bit more back support?"