Bedtime Worker Pillows

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"Houston, we have a problem!"

"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor."

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"I finally got that order off Benson last night. He signed it with a chopstick and soya sauce."

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

Sleeping masks

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'

'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.'

'All right. I'll get forty winks, but not one wink more.'

"I have made some notes about last night's story, that I would like you to clarify."

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

'And so we come to the concluding episode of Barthelmew Cubbins and the 500 hats.'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

'Early to bed and early to rise. I like a saying with an escape clause.'

"Turn off the TV and go to bed - I'm your mother, and I approved this message."

'Wake up honey, you're roaring again.'

"Which side do you want?"

"You can stop holding sir, everyone has gone home."

'I don't mind sharing my bed with you, but do you have to wear my pajamas?'

'Its your bedtime, Billy, come along quietly.'