Bedtime Worker Prints

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"Houston, we have a problem!"

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"I finally got that order off Benson last night. He signed it with a chopstick and soya sauce."

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.'

Sleeping masks

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

'All right. I'll get forty winks, but not one wink more.'

"I have made some notes about last night's story, that I would like you to clarify."

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

'And so we come to the concluding episode of Barthelmew Cubbins and the 500 hats.'

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

'I don't mind sharing my bed with you, but do you have to wear my pajamas?'

'Its your bedtime, Billy, come along quietly.'

"Which side do you want?"

'Early to bed and early to rise. I like a saying with an escape clause.'

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

"You can stop holding sir, everyone has gone home."

'Wake up honey, you're roaring again.'

"Turn off the TV and go to bed - I'm your mother, and I approved this message."